witchofdarkness:

shubbabang:

thepun-pun1:

thatsonofamitch:

periluna:

burrenbari:

fadeintocase:

helioscentrifuge:

Hey. Don’t just scroll past. Come back and watch this. You need it more than you know.

holy shit.

the time out of your day to watch this will not be wasted, I assure you.

Okay seriously, yall need to watch this. 

I’m reblogging this again because you gotta fucking watch it okay.

Oh my god

Holy shit this needs to be watched

Fuck that was intense

generalivan:

Why watch the Madoka movie when you can watch the Meduka movie?

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

why cant america just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit

porhim:

meme-meme:

This hose was left in the cold all night.

THIS IS THE MOST MAGICAL FREAKING THING I’VE EVER SEEN

malkatz:

splatdanger:

peep-toe-shoes:

phoenix-aflame:

What if Harry and Draco were girls…

…for example, Harriet and Draquesha

DRAQUESHA?!?!?!

… is Draquesha from the ghetto??

GUUUURL, I’LL BE TELLIN MAH DADDY ABOUT DIS FO SHO.
BITCH TRYINA TELL ME SHE KNOW PROPER FRIENDS N’ SHIT.
PLZ.

DIS BITCH TRIFLIN. I STRAIGHT UP OFFERED MY FRIENDSHIP BUT SHE DITCHED MA ASS FOR RHONDA

WHO SHE THINK SHE IS

JUST BECAUSE SHE GOT SHANKED IN THE FACE FROM VOLDEMORT SHE THINK SHE BETTER THAN ME 

FUCK THIS HO

captain-mycaptain:

apushinthewrongdirection:

teacupsandcyanide:

stacysdad:

so no one told you life was gonna be this way

your blog’s a joke you’re broke your otp is gay

it’s like you’re always just stuck waiting here

for a tv show that’s not been on for months, or even for years

but, tumblr’s here for youuu, when the tears start to fall

tumblr’s here for youu, like no website before

tumblr’s here for you, ‘cause you’ve got nothing else to do

screamingcrawfish:

i have compiled a list of my favorite phrases seen in the “first blowjob” tag

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throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up

throwing handles at people who need to get a grip

throwing refrigerators at people who need to chill

throwing scissors at people who need to “cut it out”

throwing straws at people who need to suck it up

throwing bridges at people who need to get over it

throwing knives at people who need to be stabbed

oh

(Source: hashgag)

twatalesbian:

ohhshititskevin:

Because everyone has their own escape, this boy found his.

This is absolutely beautiful.

(Source: mikedaoo)

znovuzrodenie:

Why are people born after 1995 telling me how to live my life?

My generation played outside at 13, your generation cuts themselves over Justin Bieber at 13.

I think I’ll be okay.

pondermoofin:

sexyandthethief:

wheelbarrow-full-of-deutschmarks:

This gif is literally Tumblr in a nutshell.

^ SO ACCURATE I SNORTED.

pizzaforpresident:

manfurarm:

nevver:

Ladybird Mimic Spider

 #fucking spiders man #ANYTHING could be a spider #you reach into your fridge and pull out a popsicle SURPRISE IT’S ACTUALLY A FUCKING POPSICLE SPIDER #you’re walking down the street and a hydrant tackles you GUESS WHAT COCKSUCKER #HYDRANT SPIDER #you reach out in the dark and flip on a light switch AND YOU’RE FUCKED IT WAS A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER #YOU JUST GAVE A LIGHT SWITCH SPIDER A FUCKDAMN HANDJOB #NICE GOING YOU SKETCHASS ARACHNOFONDLER

oh mY GOD